...you know it's Christmas when...

-there are so many people in the house you have to sleep in the same bed with your sister

-your drunk uncle hits on you and stumbles into your bedroom at 4am

-you have to take shots to endure talking to relatives on the phone

-you fight with your sister like you did when you were 12

-someone ends up crying at the dinner table every night

-you actually look foreward to going back to work, to get away from it all

-you agree with your mother and she snaps your head off anyway

-the greatest conversation you've had all week was with your dog

-your sister tells you to fuck off on christmas morning